Sunday, 20 July 2014

BALANCE BROUGHT FORWARD: A ROMANTIC AFFAIR GONE SOUR PART 1

                   
      Her eyes sore and swollen, tears still rolled down like the Niagara Falls. What did she do to deserve this treatment? The man she had grown to love and cherish so much would not spare even a moment to think about her, let alone call her. She was in pain and the misery was becoming unbearable by the day. A stunning beauty, clad in her soft, tender and light skin. Her breasts stood firm like the twin towers. Eyes, charming enough to get an eunuch yearning for her. The behind? Typical African!! You dare not walk behind her. Yes, am talking about that metachronal rhythm of movement that can get you tipping into the gutters. She had them dangerous curves to make Kim Kardashian jealous.
She had on countless occasions told him all it takes to make her heart come melting like Golden Tree chocolates left in the Ghanaian scorching sun. She would even go ahead to show him all the secrets to her pleasure and sensual arousal. That was for a man to discover, an exercise she would watch on with such glee and joy as he fumbles and struggles to make her moan, hopelessly going round in circles. Oh how women love to watch men, with all their pride come tumbling down on their knees!. And as if to add salt to injury, she would ask, So is that all you could do? And for a moment it will appear to him as if time stood still, his face turning red and round like the moon, praying that his moment of disgrace would pass with the speed of Shatta Wale’s songs. But such was the love Ohemaa had for him that she wouldn’t put him through all this mirthless horror. She would virtually do everything for him pro bono.
And here she was, thinking Okoth would return at least an equal measure of love. They had started it all well and good. But of late he had changed. Not only would he starve her of all those sweet and heavenly words, the romantic and kind gestures were also missing. A call a day would have consoled her, at least keeping her tender feelings for him alive, in hope of better days to come, but would he?  And when she complained, she would appear in his estimation, an insecure, nagging woman fantasizing about and reveling in some sweet nonsense. Okoth had grown cold.
 It all started with that birthday call he placed to Jinel in far away Malta. It had reignited some old feelings, sparking up nostalgia. The fun moments, the fights, days he would stand outside her apartment, his hands behind his back, ready to whip up the flowers and see her smile coyly as she came with hugs and kisses had suddenly resurfaced in his mind. He began to see, as if in a panoramic view all the good moments they had spent together; the long walks, night parties, those hearty and romantic conversations they had on phone while each rolled in bed all night, come flashing before his very eyes. Old wounds were no difficult to prick after all! Now in his mind, Jinel was all he wished for but never had. Even the circumstances surrounding their escapades was enough to make it so enticing.  An affair that under all purposes and intent was supposed to be forbidden. But then the forbidden is always tempting! And they all fell to that temptation. An adorable and sexy daughter of the far East, Jinel had all the graces and faults of the young. She was fun to be with. Playful, jovial and witty. And Okoth, who himself was no dimwit would make such a perfect pair. He had met Jinel in his LLM International Law class in Copenhagen. They hardly agreed on any intellectual subject; but what else lent credence to the universality of the law of magnetism than their pair? Unlike poles indeed attract!
They spent long nights debating with such fervor and intellectual rigor as if the bedroom was a moot court! And to crown the night, Jinel would treat him to that Awilo Longomba’s hit song that bears the name of a woman (Your guess is as good as mine) Watching her twist and wind her waist, show off her dancing antics like the belly dancers of Istanbul was always a beautiful sight to behold. And Okoth, like every man born of woman would melt, his knees wobbly and kicking against each other as she approached him in all her royal sexiness to serve him a hot lap dance. The memories, uncountable, kept coming to him like the rushing mighty wind that met the disciples of Christ as they tarried in the upper room on the day of Pentecost. They drank of each other’s love. And to Okoth, Jinel was just that pinch of salt that made his tequila take a smooth course down his throat. Alas, like every other  fairy tale,their love story came to an end. Graduation day beckoned and everyone was preparing to face the world of work.  Jinel chose to stay in Europe. Okoth came down to Africa and got a job with the Center for International Affairs and Diplomacy. On the eve of his departure, they stayed together all night making all sorts of vows and promises not to forget each other and to hold each dear in their hearts till thy kingdom come. A decade later, that simple call had re-ignited those vows. One would reason that It all got to be water under the bridge now, but the spell of love, no heart can exorcise itself against!
He pauses for a moment. For how long can he continue thinking about her? Wouldn’t it rather make sense to love and cherish the pretty damsel he has in his hands now? Would he cause Ohemaa so much pain for no wrong done? These and many other questions kept running through his now feeble mind. With the speed of light, he quickly reaches for his smartphone. Hello, Hello! Is this Ohemaa? His voice shaky and hasty, he asks. Sweerie poraro, you know that even Romeo and Juliet aint got nothing on our kinda love right? I so much miss you and I can’t sleep this night. Can I see you tomorrow morning? Please come over lest, I miss you to death. But when a woman’s heart is shut, no amount of words can open that door of love again. While she was crying and wailing over him, he was busy loving another far away. She had put up with this behavior for far too long and the time to move on seems now. Ohemaa did come, but only to tell him finally that she was moving on.
‘’I need a man who would fight tooth and nail not to lose me. I don’t need a relationship tag, I need love, I need attention. You could not at least pretend you love me. Now I have found someone who is ready to show the whole world that I am that special woman.’’ He stood in shock as he listened to her. He never saw this coming. Armageddon had finally come. He had lost a bird in hand while dreaming of another in a thick forest far away.
So he stood, trembled. The joints of his loins were loosed and his knees smote one against another. Paralyzed with fear, conscience was awaken as did King Belshazar when in his moment of feasting had seen the mysterious hand and its writing on the wall; mene mene tekel, upharsin!
Days have passed, weeks are gone and now months, but Okoth has since been retired to his armchair, thinking and wondering , to love or not to love?
Ohemaa is crying, Okoth is reminiscing, Jinel is smiling, and Katakyie is writing!

To be continued,……………………………………………………………………
                          

Sunday, 6 July 2014

TILL BANKRUPTCY DO US PART


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'Twas just a casual stroll around Adiebeba. Walked past Melcom Plus, now to Royal Park. Something melodious was in the air. And then a compelling silhouette distracting my blind side.Turned out to be a crowd, made up of everyday folk, whiling away the weekend at Echoes Pub. Ladies carrying bright futures behind them, men with protruding ''beer-bellies'', alpha males with the abs and cute looks, united on the dance floor by a hi-life band i will describe as only fit for playing for the gods!
Curious as the cat, i drew nigh. Such a great time they were having. Bottles all around, plates full of barbecue filling all tables and an obviously ecstatic crowd, both seated and standing to make it an even more beautiful sight. Is this the bitter Ghana they had been complaining about? I asked myself. I started doing the math, calculating how much the average person is spending that night. But why was i even doing this? Calculating how much people are spending. Ain't i supposed to be minding my own business? Well probably because i was broke myself, i thought everyone was. Misery indeed loves company!!
But then something struck me. The music they were dancing to. Kofi B's ''Bantama Kwasi Boakye'' This song qualifies as the opening song for a "Kingdom Secrets To Financial Breakthrough" seminar in your favourite Charismatic Church. The lyrics of the song, literally telling listeners not to spend so much on drinks and parties, develop a culture of savings and avoid wanton spending to impress others was to me, a kinda weird choice for a people doing exactly what the song is preaching against. Never mind, they were enjoying it all the same. The band must have a wicked sense of humor!
As i stood there enjoying the lyrics of the song, i suddenly found myself taking excursions in my mind. Roll back to 2008. Fresh from high school, young, energetic and ready to get myself dirty, gathering all the experiences i can. On evenings after work, (And come to think of it, i was just a messenger at a Microfinance company) i would take young student nurses on a ride in my good ol'  1984 Mercedes 300D to the nearest pub and spend as much as i can on them. To the few i had feelings for, i never even mustered the courage to tell them. Fast forward to 2014, six years on, most of them are married with kids. I found myself biting my fingers.
What a bad investment i made!
Like most folks at the pub, i was only enjoying the moments. To hell with the future! I never even paused to think of how much cumulatively i would be spending a year in such unwarranted fashion. Former South African President P. W. Botha was right after all.  Most Africans don't plan our lives beyond a day. But you can't blame a man who is neck-deep into the fun of the moment. Just allow him. Only when he gets broke will he get back to his senses. My elder cousin and namesake Bediako Opuni-Mensah once told me that when a man goes bankrupt, there are two things involved. He either gets wise or remember his debtors. In my case, it was the former.
I watched as people danced away their sorrows and pain, only for them to resurface the next morning when the deceivingly soothing effects of alcohol was long, and of course with their money too. So here i was, thinking people will wise up and just cut down on unnecessary spending and fun as the lyrics of the song called for, but again, it's just me and my wet dreams.
Some things don't just go, until bankruptcy do us part!!!